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I have powered up my shed with a solar panel! There are no photos to prove it but trust me, it works! The solar panel cost me £80 and charges up a car battery which in turn works an energy saving bulb which is more than adequate. I can now work through the cold and dark winter months should I have any time spare after juniors' arrival. Other news...My job is safe on condition that I go on a call out rota and expose myself to potential burglars and arsonists in the call of heritage duty, in the middle of the night, leaving my pregnant wife home alone, for no extra pay. Forgive me for sounding slightly sarcastic and cynical about this, but, if anyone who manages Lincolnshire County Council is reading this, a few points to mention... 1- I AM entitled to my own opinion 2-You don't own me outside employment hours 3-What the FUCK are you thinking you stupid, dumb, arseholes 4-Do you care in the slightest about the employees? 5-Which planet are you currently residing? There, got that off my chest,... this has been nearly a year of upheaval and stress that has accomplished absolutely nothing- at the considerable expense to the tax payer. If these people ran their own business's they would be closed in the blink of an eye through their incompetance and myopia. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Stupid. And, p.s. they've even stopped paying me for my first aid duties, so beware if you choke on a fish bone...I'm not insured to save you. Official. Do I check my contract as you're turning blue....? Hooray! It's Newark antiques fair next week time to stock up on more instruments ready for ebay. Blah blah, I'm waffling now, time to log off