I did not notice the passers by and they did not notice me

Frite nite. Hard work to convince the punters ( !) that what I was talking about was not shite. I can't think of any other way to put it. This was a challenging evening. And I am so not an actor. I cannot act. I cannot act, full stop. Saying that, I'm so lucky to have such an amazing job, but we really earn our money.