Hold on to your ego

Drove on my driver improvement course today. Started out with lots of bad habits and ended with them cured. Damn these guys are good. I don't think I'll ever think of sueing my employer now if I have an accident. God bless the local authority. Ok so if you're not quintessentially English, I am taking the piss. Durr. Apparently I spend too much time holding my gearstick. Should've grabbed my dick instead, that would have given them something to report.