The forgotten space race

Here's something funny. I tried to enroll on a teaching course last night. After a grilling by an apparent Gestapo escapee I was told they wouldn't take me as I was over qualified and have too much experience. YES! I am officially over fucking qualified. So if anyone has any questions they want answering, send them to me as I am an expert in most stuff it would seem. I do not need to learn anything else. If i had lied and said I was abit thick I could have had all sorts of stuff thrown at me. But then if I was abit thick I wouldn't have thought of that. But then I was abit thick to not be so devious. But to be devious requires brains. I should have deviously pretended to be thick. But if you pretend too much you can end up believing you're own hype. Shit. Or in the words of an intimate and intelligent friend,.. "Fuck!....Fuck, fuck, FUCK." .. and that actually is a direct quote ( to a donkey ). Fucking shit. I can't believe how long ago it is now since I sat in the back garden in the dark after a night out across the river, watching bats, drinking wine and conversing with distant souls. That's a night to recall like a distant harvest, not to regret in any way. No regrets.No lucky escapes either, unlucky escapes maybe.